phpbuilder test: how much dependant are you?

[thessoro]

Put an X where true.

-I learned PHP just to post in these forums [ ]
-I learned english just to post in these forums [ ]
-I stopped downloading porno cause affected the speed of the forum browsing [ ]
-I have memorized phpbuilder source code [ ]
-When a newbie needs help I receive a short message in my mobile phone [ ]
-I print the new posts everyday and read them carefully in bed [ ]
-I contracted a graphic designer to draw my avatar [ ]
-I am Tim, the one who writes articles for phpbuilder [ ]
-I exchange my number of posts by points to buy at amazon.com [ ]
-I have a t-shirt with the phpbuilder logo [ ]
-I have a leather jacket with the phpbuilder logo [ ] (x 2)
-I begin my personal letters with <? [ ]
-I write down all member's birthdays in my personal agenda [ ]
-I really use the "user control panel" [ ] (x 4)
-My only aim in life is overflowing the counter (integer) of posts [ ]

Count the "X".

0 : congratulations, you have won one life.
1-10: crazy enough
10-13: u have left being human lots of time ago
14: Tim, please, destroy the leather jacket

[Elizabeth]

Uh-oh, I think I'm in trouble :D

-Elizabeth

[planetsim]

Damn
according to this i am Crazy..

[jimson]

i get this...
congratulations, you have won one life.

but i think stolzyboy have [X] for My only aim in life is overflowing the counter (integer) of posts.

[Bunkermaster]

1-10: crazy enough

guess the user CP kiled my nice bill of mental health


shame

[laserlight]

I'm only crazy enough, but that's cos of the user cp :)

[Elizabeth]

My downfall was the "leather jacket" question.. :D ha ha

-Elizabeth

[dar-k]

I post in these forums just to learn PHP.

...what the heck am I still doing here...

[stolzyboy]

Originally posted by jimson
i get this...
congratulations, you have won one life.

but i think stolzyboy have [X] for My only aim in life is overflowing the counter (integer) of posts.

what's your major malfunction

why must you bust my balls for my post number

i could stop posting if you peeps don't need any help anymore, i
simply try and help people, but why should i keep helping if i am
ONLY looking to increase my post number, give me a break

hey jstarkey, you wanna change the code so

if ($poster == "stolzyboy")
{
$post_no = $post_no; // no increment
$jimson = "Happy cuz stolzyboys number goes down";
}
else
{
$post_no = $post_no + 1; // increment everone
}

[jimson]

what's your major malfunction

em.. i am not a machine... :(


why must you bust my balls for my post number

coz.. i am envy with your post number ...


i could stop posting ....

please, don't, i will be guilty


switch($poster) {
case 'stolzyboy':
$postNum *= 2;
break;
case 'Illegal Member':
echo "don't blast stolzyboy, quick... say sorry";
$postNum = forgive_me() ? $postNum++ : $postNum--;
break;
default:
$postNum++;
}

[stolzyboy]

k apology accepted

really i only did this post to get my posts up, LOL

and keep in mind i don't have the highest post number

there is vincente, weedpacket, and cgraz above me

[jimson]

we are the same... are we?... :)
// i only did this post to get my posts up.

hopefully, i will reach 500 in the next month...
... if jstarkey consider my code,
you will reach million in a few hours... :) that is nice. isn't it..

[thessoro]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
My downfall was the "leather jacket" question..


yes i thought, because it couldn't be the "I contracted a graphic designer to draw my avatar" one!!... :P (just joking, i just love your avatar... sooo tender :) )

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by thessoro
yes i thought, because it couldn't be the "I contracted a graphic designer to draw my avatar" one!!... :P LOL- Thanks, but that comes courtesy of my 2 year old daughter.. perhaps a graphic designer in the making :)

[dalecosp]

4. CP gets me too....

:p