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dalecosp
06-04-2003, 02:39 AM
<ahem>

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2407199867

:D

Elizabeth
06-04-2003, 10:20 AM
LOL!
That's right, there ain't nothing meaner than a flat chested woman with some power tools.

Words to live by.

-Elizabeth

goldbug
06-04-2003, 10:30 AM
Agh, my BS detector is going off!
(not Broken Source either)

dalecosp
06-04-2003, 10:33 AM
Originally posted by Elizabeth
LOL!
That's right, there ain't nothing meaner than a flat chested woman with some power tools.

Words to live by.

-Elizabeth I won't ask why you know this, dear...it's obvious that it's none of my freakin' business ;) However, I will observe that my wife is quite a gal, but couldn't hold my chainsaw up that high for that long.....

originally posted by Goldbug
Agh, my BS detector is going off!Indeed. Whaddya think he did, taxi under an old DC-3 while drinking? :D

goldbug
06-04-2003, 10:41 AM
Not sure, but whatever it was, it was mechanical.
Those cuts are too evenly spaced and parallel for me to believe it was any human, especially not a human acting irrationally.

Elizabeth
06-04-2003, 10:42 AM
I think you guys underestimate the wrath of a woman who's new boobs have been taken away. :D

-Elizabeth

dalecosp
06-04-2003, 10:44 AM
Originally posted by goldbug
Not sure, but whatever it was, it was mechanical.
Those cuts are too evenly spaced and parallel for me to believe it was any human, especially not a human acting irrationally. Perhaps it was done by his wife's plastic surgeon.....

:D :D

dalecosp
06-04-2003, 10:45 AM
Originally posted by Elizabeth
I think you guys underestimate the wrath of a woman who's new boobs have been taken away. :D

-Elizabeth Ahh, maybe so. Perhaps she drove the DC-3 over his lil' Piper Cub....

On a related topic, are we all so unsatisfied with what we've already got?

goldbug
06-04-2003, 10:45 AM
Digressing a little....

Assuming you were the guy in that situation, and you opted to not spend said monies on your wife's boobs, would you spend it on tools!?!?

I could probably think of a dozen better uses for such money. (And imho, the boobs probably would've been more fun, unless the guy's a lumberjack or something.)

dalecosp
06-04-2003, 10:52 AM
I wouldn't. But I'm not likely to have to face this situation, either.

He might. He probably had no intention of doing much of anything with his wife or her, um, equipment. He probably flies all over to other cities where he has other girlfriends.

When he comes home, he's so dang tired he just wants to putter around the woodshop.....

goldbug
06-04-2003, 10:53 AM
<beavis_and_butthead>
Huh huh, he said wood.
</beavis_and_butthead>

Elizabeth
06-04-2003, 10:58 AM
Yes perhaps he really spent his wife's boob money on his girlfriends' boobs instead... and that was the real motivator in this instance :)

Gosh I like these intellectual conversations! :D

-Elizabeth