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stolzyboy
07-14-2003, 11:38 AM
Married/Single/Divorced/Attached: Divorced and attached
Kids names/ages: Kylie/5, Kyra/3
Pets types/names: Leia/Cat
Meaning behind your username: Buddies used to call me that in high school / made up of last name, obviously.
Favorite quote: Eagles may soar, but weasles don't get sucked into get engines!
Most valued posession My Computer's // I know, GEEEK!
Fav type of music: 80's Rock
Favorite movie: Fargo??, no not really, The Die Hard's
Favorite computer game: Tribes
Favorite computer program: Flash FXP
Did OJ do it? Yep // don't really matter though
Type of car you drive: 99 Chevy Ext Cab 4x4
Type of car you really drive (the truth please): See Line Above...
Fav alchoholic beverage: Jim Beam with a splash of Coke
Next vacation: length & destination 10 days Ixtapa
If you have any superpower in the world, what would it be, and why? Ability to turn fields into mustard
Unique talent: This came from another thread called Weird Talent, so I thought it would fit, anyway I can remember phone numbers, cc numbers, social security numbers and numbers of that sort if i just look at them once or twice, hell I remember every locker number and combination for the lock for every locker i ever had in junior high, and high school, i can also remember phone numbers of people that i can barely remember what they look like, sometimes brains hold unusable information.
Most embarrassing moment: Forgetting to add my Most Embarrassing Moment here and someone noticed!
Write a sentence that ends with 'about 5 inches.' What happens when you measure and it only comes up as about 5 inches?!

Years in the industry: 9
Background: Degree in Internet Programming Languages/Design
Focus of work: Intranet / E-commerce
Which platform do you use: Primary - Windows XP, Secondary - Mac OS X // don't necessarily like them in that order though
Fav PHP editor/IDE: Notepad++
What's your favorite PHP function/why? str_replace() // cuz it's used so often for string manipulation
Tips for the noob: Before posting about silly questions that you know have been asked before, cuz you tell us that when you post, simply STFW, RTFM, UTSL. Also, use appropriate subjects for posts, don't double post, and for Pete's sake, take advice, don't just say, I don't think that'll work in my situation. Try it out, then implement it with your current problem/situation.

Why do you volunteer your time as a moderator? I found it necessary to help out the other mod's since there seem to be a lot of folks out there who need help, but need some direction on where to go to ask, and sometimes need to be *nudged* in the right direction.

Free for all (anything you'd like to say): Is anything really free?

laserlight
07-14-2003, 12:58 PM
Missing entry brigade: "Most embarrassing moment"

:D

stolzyboy
07-14-2003, 01:21 PM
cuz i couldn't think of one, but it's there now

crosbystillsnas
07-14-2003, 09:56 PM
stolzy... you really call your dog 'dieter'?
:D

"come here, dieter... Diiiiiiiieter...!!!"

[just kidding, the youngest dieter i know here is 64, i think]

stolzyboy
07-21-2003, 10:46 AM
well he was my wifes dog before i got married, so i had no choice in dog names, i took german for 4 years, and thought it was kinda humorous that his name was Dieter also

stolzyboy
08-06-2003, 01:45 PM
Well here I am getting my picture taken for "Unknown Reasons"

ME (http://www.cloverfish.net/images/884888488.jpg)

Elizabeth
08-09-2003, 12:16 AM
Jeremy- no offense, but you do NOT look 25 - you look like about 35 LOL. Bet you were buyin' beer at age 13.

-Elizabeth

stolzyboy
08-09-2003, 10:51 AM
Originally posted by Elizabeth
Jeremy- no offense, but you do NOT look 25 - you look like about 35 LOL. Bet you were buyin' beer at age 13.

-Elizabeth

LOL, that's weird thought, I get carded ALL the time, maybe they make people different down there in Cinci :)

Merve
09-10-2003, 12:05 PM
Originally posted by stolzyboy
Picture (http://www.cloverfish.net/images/884888488.jpg)
Name: Jeremy Stolz
Age: 25
Kids names/ages: None: One on the way in December (Told it was a girl, will name it Kylie if so)
Pets types/names: Scrappy/Dog, Dinker/Dog, Dieter/Dog,
Chewy/Cat, Leia/Cat
Meaning behind your username: Buddies used to call me that in high school / made up of last name, obviously.
Favorite quote: Look at my sig...
Most valued posession My Computer's // I know, GEEEK!
Fav type of music: 80's Rock
Favorite movie: Fargo??, no not really, The Die Hard's
Favorite computer game: Tribes
Favorite computer program: Flash FXP
Did OJ do it? Yep // don't really matter though
Type of car you drive: 99 Olds Cutlass GLS
Type of car you really drive (the truth please): See Line Above...
Fav alchoholic beverage: Jim Beam with a splash of Coke
Next vacation: length & destination 10 days Ixtapa
If you have any superpower in the world, what would it be, and why? Ability to turn fields into mustard
Unique talent: This came from another thread called Weird Talent, so I thought it would fit, anyway I can remember phone numbers, cc numbers, social security numbers and numbers of that sort if i just look at them once or twice, hell I remember every locker number and combination for the lock for every locker i ever had in junior high, and high school, i can also remember phone numbers of people that i can barely remember what they look like, sometimes brains hold unusable information.
Most embarrassing moment: Forgetting to add my Most Embarrassing Moment here and someone noticed!
Write a sentence that ends with 'about 5 inches.' What happens when you measure and it only comes up as 5 inches?!

Years in the industry: 4
Background: Degree in Internet Programming Languages/Design
Focus of work: Intranet / E-commerce
Which platform do you use: Primary - Windows 2000, Secondary - Mac OS X // don't necessarily like them in that order though
Fav PHP editor/IDE: Macromedia Homesite
What's your favorite PHP function/why? str_replace() // cuz it's used so often for string manipulation
Tips for the noob: Before posting about silly questions that you know have been asked before, cuz you tell us that when you post, simply STFW, RTFM, UTSL. Also, use appropriate subjects for posts, don't double post, and for Pete's sake, take advice, don't just say, I don't think that'll work in my situation. Try it out, then implement it with your current problem/situation.

Why do you volunteer your time as a moderator? I found it necessary to help out the other mod's since there seem to be a lot of folks out there who need help, but need some direction on where to go to ask, and sometimes need to be *nudged* in the right direction.

Free for all (anything you'd like to say): Look at my sig...

I know that this is nitpicking:D but it says pet types/names. So you have a Scrappy named Dog, a Dinker named Dog, a Dieter named Dog, a Chewy named Cat, and a Leia named Cat.

Okay, this was mainly just to annoy everyone and I know that is a very old thread...I'm a bumper what can I say:D

stolzyboy
09-10-2003, 12:07 PM
Don't Care!

Merve
09-10-2003, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by stolzyboy
Don't Care!

Neither do I....for that matter....but is your dieter feeling well?

stolzyboy
09-10-2003, 12:20 PM
ha ha ha, but ya know no matter what it says, i tend to say:

This is Scrappy, my dog.

rather than

This is my dog, Scrappy.

Merve
09-10-2003, 03:54 PM
good point...Who in the right mind would name an animal a dieter or a scrappy?

"This species of scrappy wags its tail and barks."

Moonglobe
09-23-2003, 02:22 AM
"This species of Beaver likes to BUMP"

stolzyboy
09-23-2003, 09:18 AM
Originally posted by Moonglobe
"This species of Beaver likes to BUMP"

You may like to, but the board doesn't like blatant bumps!

Moonglobe
09-23-2003, 12:38 PM
tsk......aw i just wanted two posts in the Mods thread: It made me feel special. :p



but ya ill zippit now. :)

Merve
09-23-2003, 08:08 PM
Nobody ever posts in this thread...honestly...except for me and Moonglobe.

Oh well, we met the glue that holds the community together, right? right? right? :confused:

stolzyboy
09-23-2003, 08:30 PM
Originally posted by Merve
Nobody ever posts in this thread...honestly...except for me and Moonglobe.

Oh well, we met the glue that holds the community together, right? right? right? :confused:

what'ya mean noone ever posts in this thread, i think you mean forum

Merve
09-24-2003, 08:02 PM
You're right, I did mean forum. Sorry about the confusion stolzy.

dalecosp
12-10-2005, 02:51 AM
What's a "confusion stolzy"? Some new eastern religion? :D

stolzyboy
12-12-2005, 09:28 AM
yes, and i am the president :)

stolzyboy
11-21-2006, 10:31 AM
this was getting quite old... we've had 2 daughters since i created this, changed cars, etc...

:)

stolzyboy

dalecosp
11-21-2006, 04:35 PM
Well, thanks for the update!!

Congrats on the birth of Kyra, BTW ... in case we missed it when it actually happened.

You need one more to match the number of pets, right? ;) :D

stolzyboy
11-22-2006, 08:46 AM
no can do, wife got "fixed" while she was getting her C-Section ;)

and once the pets leave us, there will be no more, kids are definitely enough to keep us busy :)

the wife just put a dog down a couple weeks ago, t'was a Sheltie, he was 18 years old!

stolzyboy

stolzyboy
04-02-2009, 12:24 PM
Update: Divorced now. Wow time flies!

nrg_alpha
04-06-2009, 10:24 PM
Update: Divorced now. Wow time flies!

Sorry to hear, stolzyboy :(
Hope it was a somewhat smooth one where you guys are on amicable terms. Must be rough on everyone, especially the children :(

stolzyboy
04-07-2009, 10:57 AM
I'm doing OK, other than not seeing my girls as much as I'd like to and the girls not being able to see me as much as they want to.

Not real amicable.

Rather not drag it throught the trenches on a public forum, but it wasn't real fun and still isn't.

I'm doing good though, considering and am happier than I've been in a long, long time, aside from my children visiting issues.

nrg_alpha
04-07-2009, 05:46 PM
Well, perhaps it's for the best for both of you this way. I'm glad you're happier though. Life is too short to be unhappy. In the end, things tend to ultimately sort itself out.

For good laughs, just surround yourself with good friends and family (and view my code) ;)
Life indeed has its ups and downs. We just need to make the best of things and keep looking forward.

stolzyboy
04-07-2009, 09:50 PM
I've seen your "code". LOL! J/K!!!