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piersk
10-02-2003, 05:14 AM
What is says above...

BuzzLY
10-03-2003, 01:43 AM
huh?

Weedpacket
10-03-2003, 02:07 AM
Something about your father and drinking, if I recall...

Moonglobe
10-03-2003, 02:31 AM
yup lets hear it Buzz

Weedpacket
10-03-2003, 04:44 AM
Backlink (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10255980)

piersk
10-03-2003, 05:20 AM
Yeah, maybe I should ahve been a bit more explicit... sorry

goldbug
10-03-2003, 10:01 AM
Yeah, maybe I should ahve been a bit more explicit... sorry

Piersk, rated NC-17.

Shield your virgin eyes! All of you!

piersk
10-03-2003, 10:05 AM
Oh, don't sound so shocked. After all my nude table dancing, you must have come to expect something ilke this by now.

SO come on Buzz, let's hear the story...

BuzzLY
10-03-2003, 10:39 AM
Oh... it's not a very long story, actually. I was at a picnic one day with my father when I was young (probably around 6 or 7). I asked him if I could have a sip of his beer, and being the "cool" dad that he was, he told me I could have a whole beer by myself.

He had one condition, though -- if I opened the beer, I had to drink the whole thing. Of course I agreed, and with a big smile on my face, I opened up my first beer. I couldn't wait to tell my friends how cool my dad was.

One taste is all it took -- I hated it. My dad stuck to his guns, though, and made me drink the whole thing. By the time I was done, I had thrown up twice, and was sick for the rest of the day. I don't remember feeling drunk, but I'm sure as a 6 year old, I was, and just remember it as feeling dizzy and sick.

Of course, beer doesn't make me sick any more, but to this day I can not stand the taste of beer. Some say it's an acquired taste, and I have tried, but I just don't like it.

Incidentally, he once made me eat all the tobacco out of a cigarette when he saw me pretending to smoke one. Guess what? I don't smoke, either.

So... that's why I don't drink beer. You may think "wow, what a cool lesson," but I really think he went a little over the top.

stolzyboy
10-03-2003, 10:45 AM
I don't particularly love the taste of beer, but when you throw some pepper and salt in there, it kicks arse.

I prefer the Jim Beam and Coke drink much more!

Cool story Buzz!

piersk
10-03-2003, 10:48 AM
Originally posted by stolzyboy
I don't particularly love the taste of beer, but when you throw some pepper and salt in there, it kicks arse.
Salt and pepper in beer?? Might have to give it a go...

I prefer the Jim Beam and Coke drink much more!


More of a JD and coke man myself, but Jim Beam is cool too

bad76
10-03-2003, 10:52 AM
Originally posted by BuzzLY
You may think "wow, what a cool lesson," but I really think he went a little over the top.

... And a bit of beer don't makes you so badly...


DUFF RULEZ http://www.lancerevoclub.com/phpBB2/images/smiles/Rock.gif

The Chancer
10-03-2003, 12:42 PM
I have no problems with my kids if they ask for a taste of my drinks...

Some they like and some they dont, but the impression I am trying to give is that there is no great need to suddenly need to drink loads at about 15-16.... binge drinking can do more harm than good.

So if my kids see me having a couple of drinks and they can also have some, but not to excess, then why would they feel the need to do it....

piersk
10-03-2003, 12:47 PM
I think it's a great idea to let your kids drink when they're with you. My folks let me, and so there wasn't this huge need to drink loads when I got to 15-16, unlike loads of my friends who as soon as they looked old enough/got fake ID, were getting plastered two, three times a week. I just couldn't (and I still can't) see the point of drinking 'til you puke.

Getting drunk is ok, but I don't like it when I start to feel that I'm not in control of myself. :rolleyes:

stolzyboy
10-03-2003, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by piersk
Getting drunk is ok, but I don't like it when I start to feel that I'm not in control of myself. :rolleyes:

Ha, I'm never in control of myself, drunk or not. I just do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do. :D

drawmack
10-03-2003, 06:29 PM
Buzz,
Now tell us why you're not a serial killer.

dalecosp
10-04-2003, 02:16 AM
Heh, drawmack; you first....

Interesting story, BuzzLY, for a couple of reasons ---

Once upon a vacation, when I was quite young, we found a sixpack sitting on a rock in the Rockies (Wyoming); and, when it was still sitting there hours later, we put it in the trailer and took it back home. My folks didn't drink, and some time later Mom used a can in cooking; Dad brought out a styro cup full of beer and said something like "wanna taste what all your friends are going to be crazy about in a few years?"

I looked it over, smelled it, and thought about what he said; it looked like p*ss, didn't smell too good (it wasn't chilled, though that wouldn't make much difference...)

I decided I wasn't interested in anything that smelled like that and looked like piss in a cup.

Now, if he'd only warned me about computers...

Elizabeth
10-04-2003, 08:50 AM
Love the story, Buzz! :) I have to laugh though because if that were to happen today somebody would be calling Social Services faster than you can say "Budweiser Rocks." I agree, he went a little over the top, but I guess it did it's job, eh? I tasted my Dad's beer once- I thought it was disgusting. But then somwhere along the line I acquired the taste for it ;)

I think you would have made the same decision about beer regardless of your dad's lesson- I think it's a matter of taste... either you like it or you don't.

On the other hand, I did have a similar incident with some salsa and a lunchtime dare from my co-workers which kept me far away from that stuff for a while... although at least I got a free lunch out of it. :D

-Elizabeth

Merve
10-04-2003, 10:45 AM
Precisely why I practice milk, juice, water...with the occasional soft drink, excluding Mountain Dew: Code Red.

Fast fact: American editions of a soft drink have twice as much caffeine as the same Canadian soft drink...ouch!

Why it's great to live in Canada!

drawmack
10-04-2003, 10:46 AM
Originally posted by dalecosp
Heh, drawmack; you first....


I was just thinking that if Buzz doesn't drink beer because of too much beer at a young age and he doesn't smoke cigarettes because of eating tobacco I was just thinking maybe there's a really interesting story about why he's not a serial killer :)

Me on the other hand it is not that interesting. When they caught David Berkowitz I figured I'd better stop or they'd figure out they had the wrong guy.

dalecosp
10-04-2003, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by drawmack
I was just thinking that if Buzz doesn't drink beer because of too much beer at a young age and he doesn't smoke cigarettes because of eating tobacco I was just thinking maybe there's a really interesting story about why he's not a serial killer :)Maybe his folks made him eat too much serial for breakfast...Me on the other hand it is not that interesting. When they caught David Berkowitz I figured I'd better stop or they'd figure out they had the wrong guy. :Doriginally posted by Elizabeth
On the other hand, I did have a similar incident with some salsa and a lunchtime dare from my co-workers which kept me far away from that stuff for a while... although at least I got a free lunch out of it. Hmm...you oughtta regale us with that one.

There's a place not too far away called "Casa Montez" that serves a dinner known as "the Sizzler" ... former boss of mine was a pepper lover, and decided to try it.

What he didn't realize was that it wasn't a dish with lots of peppers, per se; it was just a rather average burrito/enchilada/something that they just poured most of a bottle of cayenne sauce on ... ugh! Quite a different thing...

Too bad I didn't have a camera with me when I saw his name on the sign "X Y survived the Sizzler!!"

Merve
10-04-2003, 02:59 PM
Is it really that hot? Well it probably is...but I once tried Taco Bell 'fire' sauce. I remember being there with some friends, and I decided to squeeze the whole packet into my mouth. Everybody thought I was crazy, except for me. So I ate it, and everybody thought I was insane, and I said: "Needs more salt...and a hell of a lot more spice!"

So you see, spicy isn't really spicy. It's: "You call that spicy? You're a jerkass!"

dalecosp
10-05-2003, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by Merve
Is it really that hot? Well it probably is... I dunno. His point was that there is good food that is spicy hot, and there are cheap attempts to imitate that sort of food.

I've actually taken to using TB's "fire" at times. A far cry from my childhood, I suppose...but mom did make a great homemade mac'n'cheese.

Hey, new thread idea....

Weedpacket
10-05-2003, 01:16 AM
I've noticed Indian restaurants around here often give you the choice of "Western Hot" or "Indian Hot" when it comes to spiciness. There's a Mexican place I frequent for their nachos that gives the same choice.

Why a Mexican takeaway would offer "Indian Hot" I've never felt comfortable asking...

Merve
10-05-2003, 10:05 AM
"Indian Hot"? That's a little bit messed! Bah...bring it on! I cover my pizza in cayenne pepper flakes so that you can barely see the cheese!
:D:D
I'm not kidding!

Elizabeth
10-05-2003, 10:31 PM
I'm not a big fan of spicy foods, personally- I like em bland just like Cincinnati in general :)

My salsa experience had more to do with quantity then quality ;)

-Elizabeth

Merve
10-06-2003, 08:24 PM
Chopping onions is worse than shoving hot salsa up your eyes.