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piersk
10-13-2003, 06:55 PM
Since no one seems to have up with a new competition, I'm coming up with one.

The subject is, most humorous phpinfo() pages.

As an example, see mine here (http://rover.diablog.co.uk/info.php). I will be the judge and the winner will be the one that makes me chuckle the most.

Rules:

1. It must make sense. i.e. the config command must be in the correct format

2. It must validate (http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Frover.diablog.co.uk%2Finfo.php) (thats for you goldbug). It's not hard.

3. The closing date is Friday 24th October 2003, at midnight GMT (the clocks change direction (no I can't remember which way) this Sunday so don't get caught out)

4. Post your URL's here.

5. If I think of any more rules, I am allowed to add them here ;)

Can't think of any more for now. Enjoy...
Moonglobe
10-13-2003, 09:17 PM
here's mine (http://cultofbobb.ca/php.php). :D

as you can see here (http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://cultofbobb.ca/php.php&charset=iso-8859-1&doctype=(detect%20automatically)&verbose=1), it validates as XHTML 1.0
piersk
10-14-2003, 05:01 AM
Twas you that gave me the idea...
The Chancer
10-14-2003, 07:29 AM
Ahh the clocks....

Easy to remember...

Spring - Forward
Fall - (aka autumn) Back....

Easy huh ?
piersk
10-14-2003, 07:31 AM
Ahh, it all makes sense now. ut enuogh of this foolishness. On with the competition!!
Merve
10-19-2003, 07:59 PM
My submission can be found here (vv.carleton.ca/~adewan/phpcoolness.php). It validates (http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fvv.carleton.ca%2F%7Eadewan%2Fphpcoolness.php&doctype=%28detect+automatically%29&charset=utf-8+%28Unicode%2C+worldwide%29).
Mordicae
10-20-2003, 09:12 PM
Here is my phpinfo() entry :)
phpinfo() page (http://www.darkdeceptions.com/php/phpinfo.php)

and the validation (http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.darkdeceptions.com%2Fphp%2Fphpinfo.php)
piersk
10-21-2003, 05:23 AM
They're all looking good people. Keep 'em coming...
Merve
10-21-2003, 08:37 AM
Crap I'm dead in this contest! :D The best pic editing tool I have is Microsoft Photo Editor (one the few MS programs that doesn't crash) :D
piersk
10-21-2003, 08:42 AM
Why not try GIMP (http://www.gimp.org)? It's open source.
Moonglobe
10-21-2003, 11:41 PM
you should keep checking mine......... im almost done messing with the base config section :D
Weedpacket
10-22-2003, 12:16 AM
I want a hamster engine!
piersk
10-22-2003, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by Moonglobe
you should keep checking mine......... im almost done messing with the base config section :D

Sorry, but I've found one heinous error in your code: you have y2k_compliance on
Moonglobe
10-22-2003, 10:45 AM
hwy, im workin my way down..... il tell you when im done :D
bad76
10-22-2003, 03:12 PM
It's just a game, not?
then i would want play... look this (http://www.vtweb.it/public/compo/compo_0/bad76/phpinfo.htm)

:D

bye bye

i forgive 3wc validation (http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.vtweb.it/public/compo/compo_0/bad76/phpinfo.htm&charset=iso-8859-1+%28Western+Europe%29)


My "3wc" is the proper name... today i have looked from ie5.5 instead of ie6.0 ... all is wrong...
piersk
10-22-2003, 03:44 PM
Nicely done.

Come on everyone else, you've only got two days left...
Moonglobe
10-24-2003, 02:36 PM
jsut over 5 hours to go and im done with the config section.....
piersk
10-24-2003, 03:51 PM
I'm getting a bit dissappointed atm. There's only 4 hours left and I've had less than 10 entries.

Come on guys! You don't even have to know PHP, you just need to know a bit of HTML.

It's not hard.
Moonglobe
10-24-2003, 03:52 PM
WHAT? so al my preg_replaces were unnecessary?:eek:
Moonglobe
10-25-2003, 04:02 PM
so is the contest closed or is there an extension?
Merve
10-26-2003, 01:49 PM
Who won?
bad76
10-26-2003, 02:18 PM
/piersk: I win.
/we all crash our keyboards on his head...

:D
piersk
10-26-2003, 04:10 PM
Hey, give me a chance to take a good look at them. ;)
Moonglobe
10-29-2003, 02:09 AM
'tis four days after the fact, and there's still no winner....
Moonglobe
11-02-2003, 10:54 PM
'tis now 9 days after the fact and there's still no winner........
LordShryku
11-03-2003, 12:48 AM
You win. Congratulations! What's the next contest? Maybe this one can involve....some.....what's that stuff? Oh yeah, php! :D
Moonglobe
11-03-2003, 01:35 AM
okokok, give me some time to think of one. you'll see it within three (3) days.
bad76
11-03-2003, 02:23 AM
<narrator>
... the crowd under the box are screaming all togheter: "moon-globe, moon-globe" ... the King Piersk was deposed by the Lords ... and moonglobe wons for people's ovation ...
</narrator>

:D
LOL
LordShryku
11-03-2003, 02:41 AM
The "Lord" ain't there for no reason, ya know :D