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[iZone]

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Signed,
Your Friendly Neighborhood Mod

[LordShryku]

Like putting advertisments...on a high traffic site....like this one....which you just did? How clever! :rolleyes:

[piersk]

Originally posted by LordShryku
Like putting advertisments...on a high traffic site....like this one....which you just did? How clever! :rolleyes:

Dammit!! Why didn't I think of that?? Post on a site where no one would ever mod the post!

Genius!!

:p

[piersk]

Those damn mods!! Who do they think they are?? :rolleyes:

[LordShryku]

But she's always so nice about it :D

[piersk]

Originally posted by LordShryku
But she's always so nice about it :D

Don't let that fool you! She's evil and manipulative at heart :eek:

She has all the mods bent to her every evil will! Today the board, tomorrow THE WORLD!!

[LordShryku]

Yes...well a mighty pink LART can be very persuasive....

[piersk]

Originally posted by LordShryku
Yes...well a mighty pink LART can be very persuasive....

It's not just for show you know...

[LordShryku]

Well I've never had the *pleasure* of feeling the LART.....but it sounds mean, so I'd like to keep my LART-less status thank you :D

[piersk]

It's only a matter of time...

[LordShryku]

Well, I've been around as long as you, so I'd say it's a matter of not giving her a reason too :p

[Elizabeth]

Hey, I just saw that you guys were talking about me... Hmmm

<- writes LordShryku's name in little pink book

[piersk]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Hey, I just saw that you guys were talking about me... Hmmm

<- writes LordShryku's name in little pink book

Hehe!! Lord's gonna get LARTed! Lord's gonna get LARTed!! :D

[Weedpacket]

Originally posted by piersk
Hehe!! Lord's gonna get LARTed! Lord's gonna get LARTed!! :D Peanuts! Popcorn! Programme Guides! Larks' Tongues! Wolfs' Nipples!

[piersk]

Got any nuts?

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by piersk
Got any nuts? PHPBuilder's full of em for sure.

[piersk]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
PHPBuilder's full of em for sure.

WRONG!!! The next line should have been I haven't got any nuts. Sorry. I've got wrens' livers, badgers' spleens--

[Elizabeth]

Yeah yeah, and "otters' noses" too ... ;)

[Merve]

When will people learn? I'm a fifteen-year-old and I have the common sense to not advertise (maybe it's because I don't have anything to advertise for), but still, even I did, I have the common sense not to advertise on a forum...advertising space is never free; why should people be allowed to advertise on the board?...it's a good thing these posts get modded...

It just surprises me that I have that common sense, yet people 10 years older than me do not.... :rolleyes:


BTW, I think that the LART is very effective...kept me away from further transgressions on the board :D

[LordShryku]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
writes LordShryku's name in little pink book
Errr......hi Elizabeth! Have I mentioned yet today how wonderful you are? :D

[Elizabeth]

Yeah yeah, I've heard that one before...

<- underlines Lordshryku's name in little pink book

[LordShryku]

:eek:

/me shuts up and goes back to the Newbies forum

[piersk]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
<- underlines Lordshryku's name in little pink book

With a pink fluffy pen?

[Elizabeth]

Naturally, piers.

Lordshryku, you don't have to leave - Piers will always be at the top of the list.... way WAY ahead of you.

[piersk]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Piers will always be at the top of the list.... way WAY ahead of you.

Which list would this be?

// dammit, can't find that post made before with the list of people would like to date etc etc... kinda spoils my joke now :mad:

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by piersk
Which list would this be?

// dammit, can't find that post made before with the list of people would like to date etc etc... kinda spoils my joke now :mad: You mean the "Top 5"? (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?s=&postid=10464706)

[piersk]

Thats the bunny!

So was it that list you were referring to?

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by piersk
Thats the bunny!

So was it that list you were referring to? Sorry, but as you may recall, the list may only consist of famous people. And unfortunately, all 5 positions have been filled.

Actually, for you, my dear, I was thinking of the sh*t list. (But it's the pink fuzzy sh*t list) :D

Can a mod say "sh*t"?

[piersk]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
Sorry, but as you may recall, the list may only consist of famous people. And unfortunately, all 5 positions have been filled.

do i not count as famous?? :(

I thought it was people that you are never likely to meet.

Can a mod say "sh*t"?

I think you just did...

[stolzyboy]

/me grabs Beth's little pink book and throws it in the fire...

/me tells Lord he's safe now!

stolzyboy

[Weedpacket]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
pink fuzzy sh*t
Ye Gods, woman! What have you been eating??!?!

[piersk]

Originally posted by Weedpacket
Ye Gods, woman! What have you been eating??!?!

Maybe its some post-natal thing...

[Elizabeth]

Originally posted by stolzyboy
/me grabs Beth's little pink book and throws it in the fire...

/me tells Lord he's safe now!

stolzyboy Thank goodness it's all stored safely away in the chasms of the ol' noggin.


Originally posted by Weedpacket
Ye Gods, woman! What have you been eating??!?!Eating? Nothing out of the ordinary... Drinking? Now there you may have something! I knew I shouldn't have been drinking those fuzzy navels.

[piersk]

Originally posted by Elizabeth
I knew I shouldn't have been drinking those fuzzy navels.

:-X Or is that some strange cocktail?

[Merve]

I personally don't think you need a fuzzy pink book to write down your hit list or a 5h|t list....you're a computer user! Obviously all you need to do is put everything into a database and save it onto a flash memory stick (a pink fuzzy flash memory stick FYI).