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weekender
07-10-2004, 09:45 PM
This is a rant, sorry.

I live in a suburb of Oxford - home of the oldest university, former Kings' Capital of England and all round tourist attraction. My house is a student house (on account of my recent graduation), let by a local letting agency.

The house next door was being renovated, to be let out to students from September. Squatters moved in. One of them is a hooker, and stands on the corner every single night (except when she's having incredible loud sex on the other side of my bedroom wall) and the two others are crack addicts.

May Bank Holiday weekend, and i'm in Madrid visiting some friends. I come home to find the squatters have left crack burning on the sofa, and the entire downstairs of the newly renovated house has been gutted by fire. My housemate rang the fire brigade, and while stood outside waiting for them, one of the squatters comes out of the burning house wearing pyjamas and asks my housemate for a cigarette. She says "no, your house is on fire". Squatter says "never mind", and goes back into the burning house.

Now when i say the house had been renovated, it had had new carpets, double glazed windows, furniture, plaster, decorating; the works. All wrecked. So the next night the squatters move into the upstairs of the house!

Cut to a few weeks ago, 5am one sleepy sunday morning. I get woken by screaming. Looking out my window, there's a woman lying face down on our front path, with two men sat on her (literally) demanding she emtpy her pockets. I call the police, and watch out the window as the girl gets arrested and the guys get a bollocking. Turns out, the girl was a hooker who had stayed over, then tried to take some stuff with her when she left super early!

Then tonight - I pop out for two minutes, only to get a phone call from my housemate telling me the trees in the garden are on fire. Somebody has set fire to next doors' garage, and the fire has spread to their trees, then over the wall to ours. I rush home, only to find I can't get closer than 100ft because of the police barriers.

Luckily the fire department taking 15 minutes to drive down the road didn't cause us any damage, and the house is fine. While standing in the crowd, I hear that the guy in front of me is our local Labour Party councillor. Somebody asks him for his opinion of the incident, to which he replies "It's not very exciting" and walks off.

Now this month I paid £750 tax and national insurance (approx 1,394.85 USD). This should pay for stuff that actually gets done. I'm not paying that much of my cash just so that the police can kindly ask the squatters to move on, or so the councillor can get bored quickly and go home. I pay because I have no choice, but as i've got to pay, i think it is reasonable to expect some kind of action, see some of what my money is paying for.

Rant over. Sorry, really tired, really wired tonight.

ZibingsCoder
07-10-2004, 09:49 PM
Huh...

Want my bag of popcorn? It'll straighten em out right quick!

weekender
07-10-2004, 09:50 PM
if it really is four foot tall, it might come in handy...

ZibingsCoder
07-10-2004, 09:51 PM
It really honestly is. I bought it at BJ's for $4. 3 pounds of lucious, buttery, non-tropical oiled popcorn.

Almost forgot it's friend, the 5 pound bag of sour gummi worms.

weekender
07-10-2004, 09:52 PM
did you know, popcorn is the most profitable substance ever.

ZibingsCoder
07-10-2004, 09:53 PM
Really? I thought water was...

weekender
07-10-2004, 09:54 PM
i read popcorn. anyway, gets me off my rant and out of my mood...

ZibingsCoder
07-10-2004, 09:55 PM
Yeeehaa! *offers some Ketel One with his gummi worms*

weekender
07-10-2004, 09:55 PM
i guess kettel one is a yank thing. we'd probably have haribo or something at a guess

ZibingsCoder
07-10-2004, 09:59 PM
Nooo... Ketel One is a brand of Vodka. The gummi bears are Black Forest brand. My gf gave me 10 pounds of Haribo gummi bears for valentines day...

God...

I love my girlfriend...

weekender
07-10-2004, 10:02 PM
10lbs? sounds like her heads wired on straight. she hasn't got a sister in england has she???

off to bed. mental note: check fire alarm batteries first

ZibingsCoder
07-10-2004, 10:13 PM
Haha, she has no sister in the UK...but I've got a friend in Wales and one in Boston (whereever the hell that is...), maybe they know someone like her for ya ;)

Weedpacket
07-11-2004, 01:06 AM
"It's good of the lads to tell me my bed was on fire, or I might have gone to sleep and burned to death."

drawmack
07-11-2004, 02:56 AM
Originally posted by Weedpacket
"It's good of the lads to tell me my bed was on fire, or I might have gone to sleep and burned to death."

Fulgham is great

The Chancer
07-12-2004, 05:48 AM
Well - seems like your episode is nto limited to Oxford...

South Manchester - living on our own house (only had it about 2 months..)

1st occasion - man beating up woman in the street at 4am in the morning, shouting and throwing lit cigarettes and bottles at her... Police called, and both taken away. (only took them 20 mins to arrive - not too bad...)

2nd occasion - I wake up at the sound of breaking glass - and look out of our bedroom window. Ah yes, a car.. with someone in it - NOT the owner... What is he doing - putting all his weight against the steering wheel and trying to break the steering lock. Ahh - better call the police again.. A bit faster this time - about 2 mins ( makes me think that this area is not too good really...) van comes and spills out two police on bikes, one with a dog and the van races off. Following the would be thief that has now legged it.

What has our country come to ? Crack hookers, car thieves, wife beaters... Something better needs to be done with our tax...

piersk
07-12-2004, 06:19 AM
In my house in my 2nd year at Uni, we had some interesting neighbours. I think it was a council house and it was "owned" by a nice old lady. Anyway, she went off to see some relatives and whilst there, died. Her daughter then decided to, rather than telling the council that her mum had, to put it nicely, popped her cloggs, move in with about 7 or eight of her friends. Events that occured included (but are not limited to) bonfires in the back garden (my bedroom window overlooked said garden and took in a lot of smoke) which in involved the burning of plastic garden chairs, and that well known flammable item: the shopping trolley.

They also liked fixing up cars <cynic>probably stolen</cynic> and revving them as far as they could at 3am. Playing house music VERY LOUDLY in the room that was adjacent to mine (I don't normally object to house music, but not at 3am when I have a 9am lecture the next day).

Eventually they all got kicked out (about 9 months later) and a nice couple with 2 kids bought the house from the council. A couple of nights later, while the hubby was doing work to the house during the day, my ex-neighbours returned, took an axe to the back door and caused £3000 worth of damage, including covering the bedrooms at the top of the house in graffitti.


And they say Guildford is such a nice area to live in :rolleyes: