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dalecosp
04-01-2006, 05:28 PM
Wow! This evening piersk (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/member.php?u=132282) and I took Queen E (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/member.php?u=138123) and Princess Dayna (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/member.php?u=106443) "out on the town" (E's been way too busy lately and in need of a "breather")--- had quite a great time as she introduced us to all the PHP celebs she's met as a writer, speaker, and community blogger. Piersk showed us his fave London nightspots before we went over the Channel to see Bunkermaster's (http://phpbuilder.com/board/member.php?u=135007) bunker.

For this occasion, Wrox.com (http://www.wrox.com) gave us a limo (http://www.nlslimo.com/limousines/exotic2.htm) complete with wet bar, big screen LCD and DVD combo, 650W stereo, satellite 11Mbps uplink and 4-person Jacuzzi (won't say what went on there (http://university.imdb.com/title/tt0087418/), being a 'gentleman' and all, and if Piersk does, we're all in big trouble if someone in particular (http://www.naramore.net/photos/albums/userpics/10001/Pict0080.jpg) finds out).

For a nightcap they flew us via secret military technology to a club in New Zealand, where we saw a fellow that looked suspiciously like Weedpacket (and had a slight whiff of schnapps) dancing mostly naked on the bar with a fake tattoo that said "YAPHPT" in binary. Piersk was off somewhere with Dayna, and while I kept a watchful eye on the Queen, E, having had more O'Douls (http://www.odouls.com/) than she should have at this point, hollered loudly "Hey, I'm Bambi Judd! (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/showthread.php?t=10239837)" and began stuffing his G-string full of G-notes; I just enjoyed the fact that she was actually having a good time, and looked forward to the starsh^h^h^h^h^h^h plane ride back to Louisville to drop her off ;) ;). Of course, where Piersk and I are going to get $3700 to replace her grocery funds for April we're just not at all sure ATM.

In other news, Microsoft purchased the Zend corporation today for $113 million USD (http://phpro.org/articles/Microsoft-Purchases-Zend-for-$113-Million.html).

Finally, if you believe any of this, you've not noticed the date of this post (http://www.phpbuilder.com/board/calendar.php?do=getinfo&day=2006-4-1&c=1) at the very least; it's also possible you're not familiar with the significance (http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/top100.html) of said date. I might also add that these "regulars", as far as I know, are people of generally good character, and the events suggested are entirely fictional and will *never* happen; any resemblance to actual events is entirely coincidental. But didn't we need *something* here for today?

bubblenut
04-01-2006, 06:02 PM
Omgz!!! That's Sooo Coool!!! Did You Play With Ponies?!


Just realized that not prehapse not everyone reads /. and for those that don't this post is a bit wierd to say the least

Weedpacket
04-02-2006, 08:50 AM
It was actually in Braille, and note that he didn't say where it was.

piersk
04-02-2006, 10:45 AM
Geez, I must have been wasted yesterday. I don't remember any of that happening!

won't say what went on there (http://university.imdb.com/title/tt0087418/), being a 'gentleman' and all, and if Piersk does, we're all in big trouble if someone in particular finds out

Piersk does what? And who is the someone in particular???

Weedpacket
04-02-2006, 10:54 AM
Geez, I must have been wasted yesterday. I don't remember any of that happening! That's ... probably for the best. It'll make it easier for you to deny everything should the need arise.

piersk
04-02-2006, 11:04 AM
Now you're really scaring me...

Oh Gods!!!

I didn't... no... do... that again... did i?

Merve
04-02-2006, 12:28 PM
I was planning on putting jury duty notices in my neighbours' mailboxes. That would have been a great prank. :evilgrin: Sadly, I didn't go through with it...*sigh*... :D

BTW, I love your new sig Weed, having just finished reading 1984. :)

Weedpacket
04-02-2006, 01:07 PM
...1984 Thank you - it may seem dated to some but it still scares me.

....Oh, why not?

$thirty_six=join('',range(0,9)).join('',range('a','z'));
$thirty_seven = '37acefhlqrtuvxz';
echo chunk_split(chunk_split(strtr(strtr(strtr(
$thirty_six, $thirty_seven,
ereg_replace('.','.',
$thirty_seven)), $thirty_six,
ereg_replace('.',':',
$thirty_six)), ':.', '@ '),2,' '),strlen(
$thirty_six) /2);

dalecosp
04-02-2006, 02:18 PM
Omgz!!! That's Sooo Coool!!! Did You Play With Ponies?!


Just realized that not prehapse not everyone reads /. and for those that don't this post is a bit wierd to say the least
Well, thanks for the reference ... it helps a lot. ;)

Elizabeth
04-05-2006, 12:09 PM
...Queen, E, having had more O'Douls (http://www.odouls.com/) than she should have at this point...
It's definitely good to put at least one little nugget of fiction in there for an April Fool's joke.. heh ;)

dalecosp
04-05-2006, 05:19 PM
OMG! I thought this:In other news, Microsoft purchased the Zend corporation today for $113 million USD. was the fiction!!

You mean you were **sober** when all that was going on??

:D :D :D

BTW, I fixed the "limo" link. I really don't think you're a car, no matter how much fiction I compose about the EL celebs....

dalecosp
04-05-2006, 05:20 PM
It was actually in Braille, and note that he didn't say where it was.That's worth a double OMGz, 'cause I can't read Braille, no matter where it's located.....