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vaaaska
08-02-2006, 05:26 AM
So, I'm in this meeting yesterday and everybody turns to me at one point and says 'can we do that?'

Me: You can do anything with code. But, some things cost much more than others.

Everybody got the message pretty fast. ;)
Weedpacket
08-02-2006, 09:26 AM
http://www.bastichlabz.org/bastich/Strips/ba980225.gif
madwormer2
08-02-2006, 11:43 AM
I tried getting PHP to wake me up in the morning with a well timed sleep() command. Shame it overslept...
pohopo
08-02-2006, 03:56 PM
I am still working on getting php to serve me a hot cup of coffee every morning.
Jason Batten
08-03-2006, 04:43 AM
I am still working on getting php to serve me a hot cup of coffee every morning.
Let us know how that one works out :D
vaaaska
08-03-2006, 08:20 AM
If you've got a spare million laying around I can make it happen.

I wish I had a Clapper™ that was connected to my coffee maker so that I could clap my hands and get a perfect capuccino. Of course, good capuccino machines cost at least $5k and don't work electronically.
madwormer2
08-03-2006, 08:30 AM
Very funny. At least you cheered me up for a few nanoseconds.
vaaaska
08-03-2006, 06:08 PM
Yeah, but I'm totally serious!
Weedpacket
08-04-2006, 06:12 AM
Mmmmmm.... replicators. (Or, as I've figured, Bose-Einstein condensate holography; hey, since a laser is a BE-condensate of photons, so "ordinary" BE-condensates made of atoms can be described as "lased matter": you should be able to make holograms out of them. Holograms made of atoms - what would make them differ from the real thing? Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.*)


*This is not true: I think Earl Grey tastes like diswashing liquid.
goldbug
08-04-2006, 10:22 AM
*This is not true: I think Earl Grey tastes like diswashing liquid.
And how exactly do you know the flavo(u)r of dishwashing liquid? :)
vaaaska
08-04-2006, 05:03 PM
The magenta flavour/color is my fave!

Well, and the one that smells like pamplemousse/grapefruit.

(I haven't helped anybody out in Coding for like two weeks now...I should be shot for contributing such rubbish. Actually, I think it's 3.5 weeks now. Oi vey.)
Shrike
08-04-2006, 05:26 PM
Jees guys in this day in age there are such things as dishwashing machines.

I asked mine and it said dishwashing liquid tastes somewhat better than Earl Grey, albeit cold by then