dalecosp
10-30-2007, 05:32 PM
Technical Overview of New Thread
This exciting new post by a valued member of the widely-respected PHPBuilder Community delivers on our promise to provide the most useful and interesting ECHO LOUNGE content and demonstrates the EL's commitment to giving you the best entertainment and LOL'ing experience possible.
The thread builds upon the impressive track record of the EL's previous threads by introducing numerous refinements and providing enhanced security. Reading this thread will help enterprises in all industry segments reduce stress, increase productivity, and simplify workflows through guided doc/marketer writer bashing.
Post Overview
"dalecosp" is committed to creating posts that enhance the stability, productivity, and memory capacity of readers in the enterprise. The primary objective of this post is to ridicule the use of heavy marketing buzzwords in so-called 'technical' documents. Currently, a number of companies are guilty of doing this frequently in online resources that are directed towards "technical" readers.
Post Primer
Traditionally, EL posts are short, silly, and lack professional copy-editing. While silliness has abounded before, older posts rarely contained significant amounts of pure satire. This post contains value-added phraseology that will increase wry grins and enhance stress reduction.
What's in this post?
Tongue-in-chic language
Pure sarcasm
Implicit criticism
Simplified verb tenses
Maximum-value buzzwords
Empty catchphrases
Adverbs!
Outright plagiarism
Why should you read this thread?
This thread is a no-cost way for enterprises to enhance their online experience. This post updates known shortcomings of previous threads, and adds to its capabilities to meet the complementary features to enhance its humor, readability, and guffaw level.
This post is an especially attractive invective against organizations that have already adopted the habit of passing documentation through the marketroid department. Not only is this post new and improved, it includes new functionality to meet real-world needs discovered since the last thread. This post marks a large step forward in the EL's maturity as a powerful tool for societal ridicule.
System Requirements
In general, requirements for this post are the same as the general EL requirements listed below.
Computer
Operating System
Browser
Network Connection
Eyes
Knowledge of the English Language
Ability to type "phpbuilder.com/board" in an address window
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At this point, I tire. You might notice the finger pointing (yup, *that* one) gently in the direction of Washington state, as I collapse into my chair.
Why is it, that, when you want to read and understand something, you must cut and paste the doc and remove 60% of the text to get any real content?
:mad::mad:
This exciting new post by a valued member of the widely-respected PHPBuilder Community delivers on our promise to provide the most useful and interesting ECHO LOUNGE content and demonstrates the EL's commitment to giving you the best entertainment and LOL'ing experience possible.
The thread builds upon the impressive track record of the EL's previous threads by introducing numerous refinements and providing enhanced security. Reading this thread will help enterprises in all industry segments reduce stress, increase productivity, and simplify workflows through guided doc/marketer writer bashing.
Post Overview
"dalecosp" is committed to creating posts that enhance the stability, productivity, and memory capacity of readers in the enterprise. The primary objective of this post is to ridicule the use of heavy marketing buzzwords in so-called 'technical' documents. Currently, a number of companies are guilty of doing this frequently in online resources that are directed towards "technical" readers.
Post Primer
Traditionally, EL posts are short, silly, and lack professional copy-editing. While silliness has abounded before, older posts rarely contained significant amounts of pure satire. This post contains value-added phraseology that will increase wry grins and enhance stress reduction.
What's in this post?
Tongue-in-chic language
Pure sarcasm
Implicit criticism
Simplified verb tenses
Maximum-value buzzwords
Empty catchphrases
Adverbs!
Outright plagiarism
Why should you read this thread?
This thread is a no-cost way for enterprises to enhance their online experience. This post updates known shortcomings of previous threads, and adds to its capabilities to meet the complementary features to enhance its humor, readability, and guffaw level.
This post is an especially attractive invective against organizations that have already adopted the habit of passing documentation through the marketroid department. Not only is this post new and improved, it includes new functionality to meet real-world needs discovered since the last thread. This post marks a large step forward in the EL's maturity as a powerful tool for societal ridicule.
System Requirements
In general, requirements for this post are the same as the general EL requirements listed below.
Computer
Operating System
Browser
Network Connection
Eyes
Knowledge of the English Language
Ability to type "phpbuilder.com/board" in an address window
-----------------------------------------------------------
At this point, I tire. You might notice the finger pointing (yup, *that* one) gently in the direction of Washington state, as I collapse into my chair.
Why is it, that, when you want to read and understand something, you must cut and paste the doc and remove 60% of the text to get any real content?
:mad::mad: