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Old 08-13-2003, 03:37 PM   #1
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Ok guys, you asked it you have it. No more threat mails please

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Old 08-13-2003, 03:46 PM   #2
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Re: echo $moderator->jayant->info();

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Did OJ do it?: Whoz OJ? and what did he do?
You really don't know who OJ is? Ok, OJ is Orenthal James Simpson, OJ Simpson, famous football player that was accused of killing his ex-wife and her lover, but was found innocent!
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didnt knew.

though i genreally try to remain in touch w/ football, f1 news apart from cricket
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Ok guys, you asked it you have it. No more threat mails please
Tch finally

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Write a sentence that ends with 'about 5 inches' Guys! got something almost cylindrical which has a length of about 5 inches?
Lets keep it clean here people...
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Old 08-13-2003, 07:50 PM   #5
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Lets keep it clean here people...
Why? Did your ballpoint pen leak?
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Old 08-13-2003, 08:54 PM   #6
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why does it have to be a ballpoint pen...
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Old 08-13-2003, 09:17 PM   #7
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why does it have to be a ballpoint pen...
Exactly what I was hinting at. Oh, well, you know what they say: Mind like a welsh railway...
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Exactly what I was hinting at. Oh, well, you know what they say: Mind like a welsh railway...
Dont you have feet? Aren't they almost cylendrical and are about 5 inches long




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Dunno bout yours, but mine aren't cylindrical...
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Dunno bout yours, but mine aren't cylindrical...
I said almost cylindrical.

also the part of the arm from shoulder to elbow will also be almost cylindrical and about 5 inches
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I said almost cylindrical.

also the part of the arm from shoulder to elbow will also be almost cylindrical and about 5 inches
And it's a well-known bit of trivia that the length of a person's arm from the elbow to the wrist is the same as the length of their foot.

It's less well-known that people's feet are about half a foot long....

I mean, what benighted backwaters still use inches?
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I mean, what benighted backwaters still use inches?
Seems like when you see a big wave having the energy to lift you and drop you in hell, you ignore and assume it to be peaceful backwaters
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[b]And it's a well-known bit of trivia that the length of a person's arm from the elbow to the wrist is the same as the length of their foot.
Hmm.. that bit of trivia doesnt work for me.. i must be a freak.
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Hmm.. that bit of trivia doesnt work for me.. i must be a freak.
Well, we couldn't bring ourselves to tell you...
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