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Ok guys, you asked it you have it. No more threat mails please
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Name: Jayant Kumar Gandhi
Age: 20 years, 9 months, 19 days (as on August 13 2003, 7:00am IST)
Kids names/ages: - i am still a bachelor. ( wanna help having some names here? pm me ) -
Pets types/names: - none -
Meaning behind your username: mark of respect towards myself
Favorite quote: "I reserve my comments." / fits everywhere
Most valued possession: My Confidence
Fav type of music: Ghazals
Favorite movie: Sholey
Favorite computer game: *might* start playing when I get my 256mb nVidia GeForce (the latest one, probably not released yet)
Favorite computer program: astrology programs, no one speaks more lies than them.
Did OJ do it?: Whoz OJ? and what did he do?
Type of car you drive: none. I fly a MIG.
Type of car you really drive (the truth please): Maruti 800 DX, but prefer driving scooter/bike in Delhi. Especially useful in traffic jams.
Fav alcoholic beverage: - don't drink -
Next vacation: lets c if i get time
Unique talent: many. will have to think which onez the best
Most embarrassing moment: 3+3 = 9, I am standing with my friends in a corridor swearing at a teacher and the teacher comes from behind and says "Hello Jayant! How r u?".
Write a sentence that ends with 'about 5 inches' Guys! got something almost cylindrical which has a length of about 5 inches?
Years in the industry: -1 (I will complete Bachelor's degree in June 2004. No full time experience until now)
Background: I am having pain in my neck, so can't see the background. No mirrors nearby.
Focus of work: keeps loosing focus. from web dev to research to timepass
Which platform do you use: Windows 98,XP Pro, Linux 7,8
Fav PHP editor/IDE: UltraEdit (it is a text editor cum hex editor cum .. cum .... cum ...... and still very light weight)
What's your favorite PHP function/why? phpinfo()/ prints a hell lotta info.
Tips for the noob: Never read any book. The Manual is the Bible.
Why do you volunteer your time as a moderator? Like to kill time.
Free for all (anything you'd like to say): <insert something witty here>
Originally posted by jayant
Did OJ do it?: Whoz OJ? and what did he do?
You really don't know who OJ is? Ok, OJ is Orenthal James Simpson, OJ Simpson, famous football player that was accused of killing his ex-wife and her lover, but was found innocent!
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Originally posted by piersk Lets keep it clean here people...
Why? Did your ballpoint pen leak?
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Originally posted by jayant I said almost cylindrical.
also the part of the arm from shoulder to elbow will also be almost cylindrical and about 5 inches
And it's a well-known bit of trivia that the length of a person's arm from the elbow to the wrist is the same as the length of their foot.
It's less well-known that people's feet are about half a foot long....
I mean, what benighted backwaters still use inches?
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On two occasions I have been asked [by Members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
Last edited by Weedpacket; 08-14-2003 at 07:35 AM.
Originally posted by Weedpacket
[b]And it's a well-known bit of trivia that the length of a person's arm from the elbow to the wrist is the same as the length of their foot.
Hmm.. that bit of trivia doesnt work for me.. i must be a freak.