php4-beta | 199912

[PHP4BETA] Re: [PHP3] Re: HAPPY NEW YEAR! From: Dave VanHorn (dvanhorn <email protected>)
Date: 12/31/99

> Windows 2000 is certified not to crash more than
> once a day, so what is the bootup time, 24 hours?
> -- Sam Liddicott

I was driving through KC one afternoon, and I spotted a billboard touting
some computer company's unbelievable 90+% uptime.. I did a quick sketch
based on a reasonable boot-time and worked out that they were crashing
several times a day... ROTFLMAO! 

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